I’m a magnet for homeless animals I think I need. Remember the Bert (the Beta), Koda and Kaiser (the shepherds), My three Rotties, Doc Holiday (cat), Koman (cat), Soupy Jones (cat), Sage (shepherd), Atlas (white shepherd). Yea. Its happening again except this one is, Rooster Cogburn the One-Eyed Kitty Cat.
Oh did we mention a boytoy MUST LOVE ANIMALS. She has an endless supply. If they ever become a nurse you're screwed buddy. Hope ya like kids and elderly people because if it’ll fit in her backseat it's coming home.
Rooster was a stray cat that a wonderful lady brought into the clinic because she had noticed that his eye was bothering him. (She feeds strays.) The eye had to be surgically removed. This requires for the cat to be kept indoors for the remainder of his life. Well I spent a few nights with the cat, falling in love with the bastard. He was SO sweet despite having lost an eye. The lady wanted to find him a good home. So I needed to ask Elmer Fudd what he thought.
Now it’s a Kalon’s duty to make her boytoy feel that his opinion matters. It doesn’t in the big scheme of things but hey, if he thinks you’ve considered his views its half the problem. BUT a boytoy should keep in mind, “No.” isn’t the answer to give.
So I asked Elmer Fudd that morning after work. Our text message conversation last almost 12 hours and went about like this:
Me: Can I have a one eyed cat?
Elmer: No hell no
Excuse me? Wrong answer.
Me: :O
Elmer: No
Me: But Elmooor…
Elmer: Nope
Me: Wont you come meet him first?
Elmer: No
Me: :(
Elmer: No more cats
Me: But he’s an older cat, come on.
Me: We had to remove his eye.
Me: Fine.
He stayed strong all day, then we were discussing naming our latest Rottweiler and I wanted to name him “No Wyatt Lee”. Elmer’s response was minus the ‘No’.
Me: Imma bout sick of you sayin, ‘No’ shiz.
No response.
Me: If I bring the cat home are we divorcing before we are married?
Elmer: Yup
Me: This isn’t fair you get to keep your dick friend.
Elmer: No cats!
Me: Pleeeeease!!! If you love me?!?!?!
He pulls this shit with her ALL the time!
Me: Don’t do this to me. I’m too good to you for you to do this to me! :((((((((( Please o please!
Elmer: I’ll shoots it
Me: Why are you so horrible to me?
Elmer: I’m not!!!
Me: I want him!
Me: Elmer… PLEASE! I love you…
Elmer: Whatever
Me: haha fine… I wont take him home. I’m just being a turd. And you know it. But I AM going to remember you telling me, ‘No’.
Elmer: Y?
Me: bc I never tell you no!
Elmer: haha
Me: I do now so NO whining
Elmer: haha
Me: Cause that’s bullspit.
Me: Umm boyfriend. Since you wont let me have this cat I’ve waited my entire life for… AND youre too busy to pay me attention. How are you going to make this better?
Elmer: This better?
Me: Um yes… I’m feeling pretty neglected.
Elmer: haha shut it!!!
Me: :O
Me: I don’t like being told, ‘NO!’
Elmer: I don’t want cats!?
Me: I love all animals you knew this before getting into it. I will always have a cat.
Me: If I’m giving that up what is Elmer giving up? I’m not here to accommodate you… I think you could let me have him.
Elmer: Okay then.
Me: Okay then what?
And here it comes… He cracks!
Elmer: U can get him
Me: Oh I don’t want him :)))
They are shits.
He didn’t say anything else about the cat, but I brought him home yesterday! It took me all day but he finally said yes! My mom was impressed it almost took 24 hours.
A Kalon is going to get her way nine times out of ten. She will go to whatever lengths she may need in order to persuade a boytoy into agreeing with her. She’s got magical powers. Powers a boytoy will never understand!
