Attn: All Boytoys
I found this while reading Glamour magazine. They had an article on Things to Put You in a Good Mood Fast... I was in desperate need of this due to many factors in my life. Elmer Fudd being one of them. Poor stupid boytoy. Now with my current, situations, this joke was perfect.
A married couple in their early sixties were celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary in a romantic restaurant. Suddenly, a fairy godmother appeared. She said, " For being such an exemplary married couple, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and poof!- two tickets for the Queen Mary 2 appeared. The husband thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, sweetheart, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!- the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairy godmothers are female.
haha!
Ok so in honor of Valentine's Day and my civil duty as a-Kalon I must throw a boytoy a bone.
