If you love their Mother hold on to them darlin’! Or, better yet, if their Mommy loves YOU, girl… This is sealed with a kiss.
Here’s my Mommy Dearest history over the years. I was always that cute little girl Mommy’s loved! Thanks to The Lesson all that shit changed, and I was no longer a cute little girl. I was the, “You need to stay away from her. She’s been around the block a time or twelve” girl. WTF?!?! That was seriously said about me by a lovely bitch of a mother. Don’t get me wrong they haven’t all been bad some worse than others. I can describe them all briefly, some in one word.
The Lesson’s: She will always be my control. She is an absolutely amazing person, hands down.
The Wanna Be’s: Liked me NOT dating her son.
The Lawyer’s: She was weird, but no need for us to know one another.
The Woulda Been: She will never understand why her son loved me. She didn’t get it.
Mr. PBR’s: I wanna keep her… Can I keep her?
The Snake’s: I never met her nor saw her.
The Jock’s: She has seen me naked… Don’t get excited. She kept me as a baby.
The Guess': His mom got loud, in a hurry.
The Virgin's: A super nice lady. Not worth befriending.
The Roman God’s: Another no need to know me. She was a nice lady. Let us party at her house provided minors with alcohol.
The Quiet One’s: Bitch loathed me. Hated the fucking ground I walked on. She was ugly and had no ass.
USTRC: She’s a sweet heart. I like her I could even learn to love her. J
You gotta get used to them. Like it or not they are a part of your life and they have more pull than you do when it comes to their baby boy. You are the Waterboy’s devil. You gotta find your place. Mother’s are what makes this world go round and we, as Kalon’s, become as close to a daughter as allowed. And you will flash that smile every chance you get. Be a kiss ass… but not too fake find the happy medium. Be honest. Be you. A-Kalon is charming and has impeccable timing. Find a fitting family and the rest is history.
