I was a hopeless romantic believing in crap like "Worth the Wait" and things like so in grade school. Boys have a tendency to NOT believe in that crap. Now don't get me wrong I was just as weak as every boy in my grade, I want to Skittle too. It was no surprise when The Lesson came along, I was swept off my feet.
Now is when I'd like to stop and let all of you know: The Lesson made me a Kalon. He taught me life lessons about men and how I WILL be treated according to MY law. Some of you men are confused, treating your girlfriend like YOU feel. A Kalon doesn't stand for this kind of crap so if you don't like it. Pack your things and get out because chances are we were already making judgements about your wonderful self.
How I met The Lesson should have been my first clue not to mention there were MANY other clues to my stupidity throughout the years. He was trying to date my best friend. This is how he and I became friends. I knew he had incredibly amazingly hot hot hot friends i was more than willing to date.
Why not do this genuine favor for him?
Well my bestie started dating his bestie and it all went to hell and a hand basket. The Lesson and a Kalon were dating, not Skittling, but dating.
