Friday, November 12, 2010

Bert the Beta

DO NOT ever tell a Kalon that she cannot have something! (Without substantial reasoning.) If it is something that's just a phase chances are she KNOWS she's not getting it. She's intelligent enough to figure it out herself. She doesn't need a man's two cents. If a boytoy has the balls to tell a Kalon, "no" then he can expect her to come home with whatever she was forbidden to get.

I went through pet phases. I wanted a Chihuahua, Boxer, then Shepherd. In the current situation I had a governor (my parents) who didn't allow these types of pets in their home. So I then decided I wanted a Beta. You know, the pretty little fishies that come in a cup. Yea, that's them. The Lesson had told me, "No. I didn't need it." That very next weekend I made a special trip to the nearest Wal-Mart where I came home with Bert and all the fixin's. Sadly Bert didn't live three months before the bastard croaked when I cleaned his bowl. He'd been swimming in damn algae for two months and an inch of water.

Just like a damn man.

The Lesson was right. (That didn't happen often.)